If you think gaming on the loo with the Nintendo Switch is a crappy idea, these might not be the bargain deals for you.

Taiwanese online retailer Momo Shop has put up a pretty peculiar offer for the Switch and Switch Lite respectively – which bundles them with smart toilet seats, of all things! What’s equally hilarious are the rough translations of these two bundles – with the Switch one titled “Sit well full-length“, and the Switch Lite one being “Loneliness Eliminator.”

Here’s a quick look, courtesy of @chinesenintendo:

It’s not like these offers are without precedent (we know you toilet-bound players are out there). Still, it’s funny to see a retailer basically encourage customers to hit the outhouse with Nintendo’s newest console in hand!

If you’re somehow keen to grab these two bundles and live in Taiwan, you can check out the two links below:

• Switch bundle
• Switch Lite bundle