Categories: Switch

Man Sells Cheating Ex’s Switch As She Preferred “Strangers’ Willies” Over Legend Of Zelda

What would you do if your ex cheats on you? Sell away his/her Switch of course!

According news.com.au, a heartbroken man from Perth, Mitch, listed the Switch console which he had bought for his girlfriend after discovering that his girlfriend had cheated on him.

In his Gumtree listing, Mitch wrote:

“Bought this for the missus, turns out she’d rather be playing with strangers’ willies than Legend Of Zelda so I’m selling it,”

Mitch even sold the AUD$560 bundle, which includes The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey and Sonic Forces, for only $400.

Still, it would seem like things might be getting better for Mitch as social media comments seem to suggest Mitch may have found a new Player 2.

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