Toad And Mario Kart Are Trending Worldwide Thanks To Donald Trump’s Willy
Today, the words Mario Kart, Toad, and Donald Trump are trending worldwide on Twitter, all thanks to a comparison between Toad and US President Donald Trump.
Adult film star Stormy Daniels published an excerpt from his upcoming book Full Disclosure, and it described Donald Trump’s willy looking like Super Mario universe character Toad. Here’s the exact comparison in full:
“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fxxxed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Nintendo fans obviously could not picture the adorable Super Mario character Toad and Donald Trump’s willy together. This resulted in an avalanche of tweets:
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1042039720425996288
LOOK WHAT @papsby MADE pic.twitter.com/FopC2J5vWj
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 18, 2018
MARIO KART IS TRENDING OMG I BET A NEW GAME IS COMI… pic.twitter.com/qWImljDdsg
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 18, 2018
Even Trump's Toad shaped penis is busy playing golf. pic.twitter.com/kNms7IBScP
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 18, 2018
EUGH can we just get this straight: Stormy Daniels said Trump's penis looks like Toad "from Mario Kart" NOT like Toad "from Mario Kart 8" which means actually the President's penis looks like THIS and not like THIS pic.twitter.com/L3jmUmVvwx
— Dan Marshall (@danthat) September 18, 2018
— Daniel Lim (@asphaltOnline) September 18, 2018
Looks like we’re gonna have a hard time seeing Toad in the same light again.
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